Tuesday, May 29, 2012

How I Feel When Someone Makes Me Irate

Essentially, this is how I feel when someone pushes
my buttons most notably YouTube users like Benthelooney. Oh, how I loathe that dipshit contradicting nostalgiatard. This is The Unknown Avenger, out.
(C) Unknown Productions 2012

What-A-Cartoon Show Review

Hello peeps, this is The Unknown Avenger with a review for you wonderful people! Today, I will be reviewing the Cartoon Network program known as "What-A-Cartoon".




The What-A-Cartoon show began life on Cartoon Network on February 20, 1995 and ended its new episode run on November 28, 1997. What makes this show famous is the fact that the show launched some of the Cartoon Network Cartoon Cartoons. 


Now for my thoughts...
The What-A-Cartoon was a great place for animators to start their possible careers on Cartoon Network. Many of today's animators got their careers started by creating a cartoon for the What-A-Cartoon show and the show was very clever and giving the viewer the chance to see what cartoons animators could come up with and in my honest opinion, that was a good idea.


Concept: 5/5
Originality: 5/5


My top five What-A-Cartoon shorts that didn't become Cartoon Cartoons.



  1. Godfrey and Zeke
  2. Kitchen Cassanova
  3. Malcom and Melvin
  4. Wind-Up Wolf
  5. Buy One, Get One Free
All in all, the What-A-Cartoon show was a fantastic source of cartoon genius and made some of the most memorable cartoons of all times. This is The Unknown Avenger, out.

(C) Unknown Productions 2012

Thursday, May 24, 2012

UPDATE (2012 Edition)

Hello peeps, I am back from a lengthy hiatus. 
Yes, I am back baby and ready to rant some more after a near complete breakdown. I am so glad to be back and now, I am ready to unleash some hell! To kick start the 2012 ranting season, I have decided to post topics I will be covering over the course of the next few months (hopefully). Enjoy, I am The Unknown Avenger saying, 'If it's not a cat, then why on Earth are you trying to feed it cat food, you fucking moron?!'



SCHEDULE
MTV (Music Television)
Pageants (Yes, I have finally gathered enough evidence to tackle this. YAY!)
Traffic V2 (An update more or less.)
Reality Television (This may be the opener. But, I am not sure yet.)
Judgmental Morons (Yeah, I need to get this addressed before I forget it.)
Disney (Yeah, Disney does need a little bashing. But, not to the caliber that some would expect from me.)
Benthelooney (A dumb ass YouTuber who initially impressed me, but when I look back over it, I realized that I was a jackass for liking him.)
More to come...

CANCELED RANT
Seth MacFarlene (Reason: I respect Seth and I do sorta like some of the comedy in his programs. But, he's not bad enough to warrant an entire rant on him.)

And there you have it, so sit back and relax as I get ready to start dishing out bowls on hell fire chili. This is The Unknown Avenger, out.

(C) Unknown Productions, 2012